Miss Madison…..Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is good! Why didn’t anybody tell me the GOP debate was going to be so damn entertaining last night?  Here I was minding my own business watching former Cincinnati Red Johnny Cueto spin some World Series magic, doing something that hadn’t been done since the mid 90s and the…

Continue Reading

Mealyworms are not a Recommended Choice of Protein

Things are pretty much a blur right now! Two days of rain and four inches later it’s finally starting to dry out around here.  I know Texan, Hurricane Patricia was much kinder to us Midwesterners, but two days of that crap had everybody in a bad mood!  Even the water fowl…

Continue Reading

Bonus Day!

I hope the new citizens of Fairfax, Vermont are enjoying relocation to their all-inclusive (we are idiots) community, I’m 900 miles south of you and its frigging COLD.  Negative ten degrees this morning, sneer at me all you want Mr. Canadian, it’s not supposed to be this frigid in my part of…

Continue Reading