A Memorial Kind of Weekend!

A small contribution to the Indiana Lottery Commission! Many thanks to all the denizens who checked in on the loss of Hammy; the flags at the corporate office were lowered for 48 hours to honor his passing.  Then Muffin came along and flipped the script!  She’s already demanding wine made from…

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R.I.P. Hammy!

The stock price of Absolut immediately dropped 20%! He survived being stuck in a desert in the remotest regions of the earth.  He labored through the Cold War and the fall of the Kremlin.  Somehow in his post-KGB life, he infiltrated the North Pole (after bribing a couple of elves)…

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Who Wants a T-shirt?

With Sloane away at her Kentucky prison, and weather that is quickly putting lawnmower dealerships out of business, the umbrella manufacturing division would argue otherwise, is there a better time for another Skipah Search Engine Post! The world is a crazy place and Mr. Skipah occasionally likes to check in every now…

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